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Can't get enough of the esteemed Red Anne Bonney's Hellsing fic reviews? Well, lucky for you, she's been doing this for a while. Bet you didn't even know that, eh, ye scurvy dog?

Some reviews have been (okay, sometimes greatly) modified from their original form. As many were originally published on my blog, they needed to be edited for content, and, in some cases, elaborated.

BabelFish, Stallions, and the Red Right Cock: Blows 1 to 3 - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews the first few chapters of the Epic Masterpiece "You Took Care of Me, I Take Care of You."

Denial Ain't Just A River That Runs Through The Shattered Remains of Her Character: A Study in Integra-bashing - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Paradise Lost" and "Hellsing series two episode one," and talks about Integra-bashing.

Vampire Catgirls in Heat, Part Two; or the Rocky Horror Vampire Show - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Heat Rampage" and Waxes Fantastical About Hellsing Smut Fic

The Art of the Flame - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Teaches More Hot Topic Rejects How To Use Words for Malice, Not Stupidity.

More Gothic Angst Than You Can Shake a Bottle of Detergent At - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "To Kill Is My Name," and Proclaims That Yes, She Soaked In It.

Viewer Mail! - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reads Some Fan Mail, and Reviews "Through Broken Gates."

Lifestyles of the Unintentionally Hilarious - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Great Sex Calls for a Cigar."

Would You Like Some Sadiki With That? More Badness From the Hellsing Yuri Fandom - In Which the Esteemed Reviews "Contemplation," and Provides Her Lucky Readers With a Short Omake.

Integra's Crotch: Writing the Virgin of Steel, Part 2 - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Discusses Integra and Issues of Gender and Sexuality.

A Billabong of Metaphorical Language - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "I'll Devour My Wings," and Muses on the Attached Reviews.

On Author's Diatribes and Brain-Eating Lingerie - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Talks About How Not to Be That Fangirl, and Comments on Sentient Lingerie.

Writing Sword-Wielding Paladins - In Which Esteemed Guest Critic Black Flint Port Tackles the Toughest Anderson Characterization Issues.

Writing the Virgin of Steel: Part 1 of 2 - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Tackles the Toughest Integra Characterization Issues.

A Stray Hare; or Arisugawa's Agonized Spasms of DOOM - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "One Night."

Big Vampires Don't Cry; or, 6 Simple Rules for Writing Alucard: Part 2 of 2 - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Expounds on Why Alucard Is Not Your Or Me.

Big Vampires Don't Cry; or, 6 Simple Rules for Writing Alucard: Part 1 of 2 - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Expounds on Why Writing Alucard is No Easy Task, But Somebody Has To Do It.... Well.

Exposition! Exposition! (and a Mary Sue) - In Which The Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Hellsing: Alucard's Awakening."

Crossovers, and Other Bad Ideas - In Which The Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Night to Nights."

A Certain Kind of Innocuous Object, Possessing the Quality, But Not the Lustre, of Blessed Maidenhood - In Which The Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "A Certain Kind of Virginity."

Vampire Catgirls in Heat! - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews "Moonlit Midnight"

And Suddenly, Alucard Woke Up and Found Himself in Youji's Bed - In Which The Esteemed Author Departs From Topic to Discuss Weiss Kreuz Fic Summaries

A Simple Lesson in Plot Structure, Sentence Structure, and Being In Character - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Discusses Why Making Integra a Man Is A Really, Really Bad Idea.

The Improbably Gay Duo - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Reviews the English-Speaking World's First Alucard/Anderson fic.

This is A No Holding Hands Zone - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Is Cynical About the Possibility of WAFF in Hellsing Fic

First Scribblings - In Which the Esteemed Webmistress Begins Her Hellsing Fic Musings